BEST BUSINESS IDEA EVAR

YOU KNOW YOU WANT ONE
AND EVEN IF YOU DON'T, YOU'LL KNOW SOMEONE WHO DOES

6 phrases:
. "Name's Ocsttiac, though it's best you call me Ozzy."
. "Dammit!"
. "Did that work? No it didn't, now I need to find out why... *Groan*"
. "Ow! Itch! Scratch scratch scratch..."
. "Oh, don't mind me, just ramblin' about nothing."
. "Oh yeah... I just lost the game."

Angry face's phrase: "HOLY SHIT, IS IT SEVEN O'CLOCK?!"

Happy face's phrase: "Ha ha, it's always fun to be with you!"

Unimpressed face's phrase: "Never before have I ever wanted to pay more meticulous attention to the colour of water as opposed to watching this crap."

Derpy face's phrase: "I guess it's because you're a... HO!"

Adorable face's phrase: "Huggle!"

Surprised face's phrase: "Woah... That was uncalled for..."